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Name:
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Christian Greve
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Age:
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22 (07.01.1986)
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Uni student, 5 different part time jobs, freelancer, Nihilum mascot, etc.
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Aarhus
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4
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Comments:
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357
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68
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Forum Posts:
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1429
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Last Post:
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26 November 2008, 12:12 AM
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Member since:
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20 Aug 2006, 09:35 PM
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Last Login:
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2 Dec 2008, 05:08 PM
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About Zanoan
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Hi, you're looking at my profile. Are you sure you wanna read this?
You could be mindful of what you spend your time on. Every word you read of this useless print is another second off your life. Think twice about what you want to waste your time on.
If you're going to read this, don't bother.
After a couple of lines, you won't want to be here. So forget it.
Go away. Get out while you're still in one piece.
Save yourself.
There has to be something better on television. Or since you have so much time on your hands, maybe you could take a night course. Become a doctor. You could make something out of yourself. Treat yourself to a dinner out. Color your hair.
You're not getting any younger.
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Elsewise, a casual member of Nihilum, so no regurlarly raiding - who wants to do that anyway? Screw pixels. The main reason as to why I'm related to Nihilum is because quite simply because I'm just so damn awesome and good looking. Unfortunately, being this kind of mascot has its downsides...
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Paragraph/quotation of the month (August):
Chapter 5 of "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk
Whatever lightning the photographer used was harsh and made bad shadows on the cement-block wall behind the. Just a painted wall in somebody's basement. The monkey looked tired and patchy with mange. THe guy was in lousy shape, pale iwth rolls around his middle, but there he was, relaxed and bent over with his hands braced against his knees and his poochy gut hanging down, his face looking back over his shoulder at the camera, smiling away.
"Beatific" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
What the little boy first loved about pornography wasn't the sex part. It wasn't the pictures of beautiful people dorking each other, their heads thrown back, making those fake orgasm faces. Not at first. He'd found all those pictures on the Internet even before he knew what sex was. They had the Internet in every library. They had it in all the schools.
The way you can move from city to city, and always find a Catholic chuch, the same MAss said everywhere, no matter what foster place the kid was sent, he could always find the Internet. The truth was, if Christ had laughed on the cross, or spat on the Romans, if he'd done anything more than just suffer, the kid would've liked church a lot more.
As it was, his favorite website was pretty much not sexy, at least not to him. You could just go there, and there would be about a dozen photographs of this one dumpy guy dressed as Tarzan with a goofy orangutan trained to poke what looked like roasted chestnuts up the guy's ass.
The guy's leopard-print loincloth is tossed to one side, the elastic waistband sunk into his tubby waist.
The monkey's crouched there, ready with the next chestnut.
There's nothing sexy about it. Still, the counter showed more than a half million people had been to see it.
"Pilgrimage" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
The monkey and the chestnuts wasn't anything the kid could understand, but he sort of admired the guy. The kid was stupid, but he knew this was something way beyond him. The truth was, most people wouldn't even want a monkey to see them naked. They'd be terrified about how their asshole might look, if it might look too red or baggy. There's no way most people would ever have the nerve to bend over in front of a monkey, much less a monkey and a camera and lights, and even then they'd have to do abut a zillion sit-ups first and go to a tanning booth and get their hair cut. After that, they'd spend hours bent over in front of a mirror, trying to determine their best profile.
And then, even with just chestnuts, you'd have to stay somewhat relaxed.
Just the thought of auditioning monkeys was terrifying, the possibility of being rejected by monkey after monkey. Sure, you can pay a person enough money and they'll stick stuff into you or they'll take pictures. But a monkey. A monkey's going to be honest.
Your only hope would be to book this same orangutan, since it obviously didn't look too picky. Either that or it was exceptionally well trained.
The point was, there'd be nothing to this if you were beautiful and sexy.
The point was, in a world where everybody had to look so pretty all the time, this guy wasn't. The monkey wasn't. What they were doing wasn't.
The point was, it's not the sex part of pornography that hooked the stupid little boy. IT was the confidence. The courage. The complete lack of shame. The comfort and genuine honesty. The up-front-ness of being able to just stand there and tell the world: 'Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass'.
And I really don't care how I look. Or what you think.
So deal with it.
He was assaulted the world by assaulting himself.
And even if the guy wasn't loving every moment, the ability to smile, to fake your way through this, that would be even more admirable.
The same way every porno movie implies a score of people standing just off camera, knitting, eating sandwiches, looking at their wristwatches, while other people do naked sex only a few feet away...
To the stupid little boy, that was enlightenment. To be that comfortable and confident in the world, that would be Nirvana.
"Freedom" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
That's the kind of pride and self-assurance the little boy wanted to have. Someday.
If it was him in those pictures with the monkeys, he could look at them every day and think: 'If I could do this, I could do anything.' No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement and somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake.
Even hell.
More and more, for the stupid little kid, that was the idea....
That if someday you were caught, exposed, and revealed enough, then you'd never be able to hide again. There'd be no difference between your public and your private lives.
That if you could acquire enough, accomplish enough, you'd never want to own or do another thing.
That if you could eat or sleep enough, you'd never need more.
That if enough people loved you, you'd stop needing love.
That you could ever be smart enough.
That you could someday get enough sex.
These all became the little boy's new goals. The illusion he'd have for the rest of his life. These were all the promises he saw in the fat man's smile.
So after that, every time he was scared or sad or alone, every night he woke up panicked in a new foster home, his heart racing, his bed wet, every day he started school in a different neighborhood, every time the Mommy came back to claim him, in every damp motel room, in every rented car, the kid would think of those same twelve photos of the fat man bent over. The monkey and the chestnuts. And it calme the stupid little shit right down. It showed him how brave and strong and happy a person could become.
How torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.
"Savior" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
And it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody.
The kid never knew the man's name. But he never forgot that smile.
"Hero" isn't the right word, but it's the first word that comes to mind.
Chapter 5 of "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk, author of "Fight Club" and other great works. (Vintage, 2003, London)
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Zanoan's Hardware
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Mouse:
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Logitech G5
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Mousepad:
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SteelSeries 5L
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Headphones:
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SteelSeries 5H
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Monitor:
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19 Neovo flatscreen thingy
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CPU:
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Pentium 4 3.00 GHZ
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Memory:
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3 GB DDR2-RAM
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Graphiccard:
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ATI Radeon HD 2600 Pro
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Soundcard:
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Sufficient
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Connection:
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3rd world country quality
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Zanoan's Favourites
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PvE |
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... Food:
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... Drink:
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Mug of coffee, please.
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... Movie:
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Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Se7en, The Matrix, most Tarantino, all of Hayao Miyazaki, Disney, Trainspotting, oh so fucking many.
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... TV Series:
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Dexter, Californication, SCRUBS, Heroes, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Prison Break, many anime series, yeah and many more.
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... Music:
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Muse, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, Audioslave, Deftones, Foo Fighters, Interpol, Kashmir, Placebo, Pearl Jam, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, U2,
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... Song:
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Pearl Jam - Black
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... Book:
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Listing some writers instead: Chuck Palahniuk, George R. R. Martin, Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson
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... Car:
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Rover
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... Game:
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StarCraft (best game ever made, EOD)
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