Little known Kungen facts...

[Sefran]

I heard Kungen already cleared every instance up to Zul'Aman solo, but he's pretending like it's all new to him so he won't have to kick his friends in Nihilum.
Kungen once /spat on a goldseller and the entire basement full of Chinese farmers flooded!
When The Unstoppable Force hit The Immovable Object, Kungen was born. Twice. Upon being born twice, the older Kungen ate the younger Kungen, looted his gear and gold, and went on to slay Onyxia. Naked. At level 1.
Kungen doesn't need attunement to Onyxia's Lair, when he whispers outside the Lair, Onyxia comes out and hands over all her belongings.
Kungen rofl'ed only once in his life. That is how the Un'Goro Crater was formed.
The Infinite Dragonflight is travelling through time to prevent Kungen from being born, however, they don't know Kungen created them, to challenge himself.
Someone dueled Kungen once, when Kungen's attack struck its target, the server crashed and Blizzard hit Kungen with the nerfbat to prevent him from bringing the server down, little do they know it never worked, but Kungen is secretly holding back.
Clark Kent is to Superman as Nihilum is to Kungen.
Kungen was born in Tier 1.
When Kungen was asked to make a template "fun with NIHILUM", Kungen created the following: "No I Hate Idiotic Letter Games Morons!". Because noone dares to tell him games doesn't start with a u, the dictionary has been adapted.
Kungen once farted. This is how all the wind elementals were formed.
Kungen's tears heal you to full, remove all debuffs and grant eternal life without losing durability. Too bad Kungen never cries. Ever.
Kungen solo'ed 25 copies of Lady Vashj. Upon looting the first one, 25 more spawned. Kungen cackled and invited Kael'Thas, Kel'Thuzad, Nightbane and Hogger over. The fight took no more than 3 seconds and Kungen was knitting the last part of his socks during the first 2,5.
When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Mr. T. When Mr. T goes to sleep, he check his closet for Jack Bauer. When Jack Bauer goes to sleep, he doesn't check his closet, because he KNOWS Kungen is in there, ready to strike and loot.
When Kungen goes to sleep, he checks his closet for inventory space. When it is close to reaching maximum capacity, he hires several peons to build him a bigger closet.
Nihilum doesn't have fixed raid times. Kungen decides when it's time to raid.
Tauren are created to Kungen's specifications. If Kungen wants Tauren to look like Murlocs, he's able to do it, and everyone will call the new Tauren Tauren, and the new Murlocs Murlocs, because Kungen spoke.
Thrall doesn't summon Spirit Wolves, he summons parts of Kungen's droppings, which attack at will.

That's it for now I guess ...

[belowbreath]

That wasnt funny at all:S

[Snaq]

I fail to see the funny part

[Sindree]

k.

[WannaKill]

Originally Posted by Sefran

When The Unstoppable Force hit The Immovable Object, Kungen was born. Twice. Upon being born twice, the older Kungen ate the younger Kungen, looted his gear and gold, and went on to slay Onyxia. Naked. At level 1.

Kungen was born in Tier 1.

so he stripped down nekked when he went to slay Ony. he is a sexy devul.

[ashdown666]

I think this is the reason Kungen is ignoring you Sefran

[Cactor]

Come on, he's trying to make a simile with Chuck Norris, cause he's supposed to be a tough guy. Don't pick on him, I think it's funny.

[Irish]

The Infinite Dragonflight is travelling through time to prevent Kungen from being born, however, they don't know Kungen created them, to challenge himself.

That one was kinda funny